Oct
22
The Goatee Saver gives me a great goatee...and horrific vomiting fits
Submitted by John Farnswell on October 22, 2009 - 7:33pm
To: Goatee Saver customer service
Subject: Slight problem with your product
If not for the vomiting, urinating and defecating, I'd love the Goatee SaverI recently purchased your revolutionary Goatee Saver, and I can’t seem to keep the cutting template in my mouth.
Ever since I tried to swallow an entire Tangy Taffy bar when I was seven years old, I have a violent gag reflex that is initiated whenever large objects are in my mouth for more than two seconds. Read more
