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The next episode of Dr. Phil: John Farnswell & the brown t-shirt effect!
Submitted by John Farnswell on November 5, 2009 - 8:42pm
To: The producers of the Dr. Phil show
Subject: I would make an ideal guest on Dr. Phil
"John Farnswell, YOU are a douche bag"I think I would make for a great guest on the Dr. Phil show. In particular, I think I would be ideal for the episode you will soon be filming entitled “Embarrassed and Feel Like You're the Only One?”
Ever since college, perhaps my single greatest talent has been growing body hair. I’ll admit those first few strands that popped up around my nipples and chest were a source of pride. They were a sign that I was finally becoming a man.
But soon my excitement turned to horror as my chest hair slowly spread, annexing more and more regions of my body. Read more
