The Eric Freeman-inspired eye brow acting workshop

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To: The Actors Studio
Subject: Inquiry about putting on a free workshop at the Actor's Studio

Eric Freeman's eye browsI'm writing your prestigious school to see if you'd be interested in a free workshop that I think would be ideal for your students. I put on one hour workshops here in Cleveland that introduce and demonstrate the Eric Freeman-inspired eye brow acting method.

This workshop has been a hit here, and the eye brow acting it presents has been instrumental in my performances in a local production of the "Vagina Monologues" and in my big screen debut in Spiderman 3 as "Man on street looking up #7."

I have compiled the numerous techniques described in the workshop wholly from Eric Freeman's dynamic and haunting performance as some nut case killer in the 1987 movie "Silent Night Deadly Night 2." Essentially, through the use of systematically timed eye brow movements in combination with the rhythm and diction of dialogue, Freeman (and students in the workshop) enhances his performance to unforgettable proportions.

If you would like to see Eric Freeman and his incredible eye brows in action, view the following YouTube video.

Please contact me as soon as possible to let me know what day would be good to come in and speak to your students. Again, this workshop is free and extremely valuable to any acting student's education.

Theatrically,
John Farnswell

P.S. If the eye brow acting work shop doesn't sound like a fit for your students, I also put on "Growl-Your-Dialogue" seminars that teach students to use Gerard Butler's inspirational dialogue delivery in the movie "300."

From: The Actors Studio
Subject: RE: Inquiry about putting on a free workshop at the Actor's Studio

Dear John,

Thank you so much for thinking of us. We are currently not in a position
to accept your offer of a workshop.

Best of luck to you.

Sincerely,
The Actors Studio